A perfect Christmas gift for the woman you want to take revenge upon
Published Friday, December 15, 2006 by Michael K. | E-mail this post
From the ubiquitous, tawdry card-collage inside urban phone booths, to the back pages of your local alternaweekly, to
the internet, you and I have both seen a lot of seamy, seedy, sleazy, laughable and just plain gross advertisements for "escort services" (or as WFAN know-it-all Mike Francesa might put it, the sexual league where they play for pay.)
This one outdoes them all.
"Potential clients are advised to screen the controversial scene from The Brown Bunny to be sure for themselves that they can fully accommodate all of me."
Just 50 grand, ladies.