In recognition of the
news from national medical authorities that German measles, a.k.a Rubella has been gewiped-outten, let's all sing along to the greatest punk-pop song about a contagious viral illness....ever!
I'm inflamed with desire and its spreading like wildfire
She doesn't know it but she'll soon be mine
Its just a question of time
Rubella
I'm insanely obsessed and I simply will not rest
She doesn't know it yet but she's the one
And I won't stop until I'm done
Rubella
And the heart that she has stolen has swollen twice its natural size
I've lost six pounds since I laid eyes on her
Rubella
I'm in love with a girl she's affected my whole world
She doesn't know it but she's inside me
And now I'm gone completely
Rubella
She explodes like a fist and she burns from the first kiss
I haven't told her but she's all mine now
I knew some how I'd catch her
Rubella, Rubella, Rubella (repeat until end of song)If by any chance, there's a nice virulent strain of German measles, or any measles running around the country, we can only hope that political scumsuckers like Tom Delay and Bill Frist come down with a ass-kicking case of it.